| Emily Gilmore: | That's a pretty color. What is that? |
| Lorelai Gilmore: | It's called "Vicious Trollop". |
| Emily Gilmore: | Oh stop it. |
| Lorelai Gilmore: | [holds up the lipstick tube for Emily's inspection] |
| Emily Gilmore: | Now why would you name a lipstick something like that? |
| Lorelai Gilmore: | 'Cause "Dirty Whore" was taken? |
| Emily Gilmore: | You frighten me. |